Kris Humphries isn’t exactly respected by most sports fans, and it would seem that he’s perceived by most to be a selfish, attention seeking douchebag.
So to help clear his image and poke a little fun at himself, Humphries paired together with Funny or Die to make a sketch embracing his douchebag profile.
In other news of things that can’t possibly go wrong, Kris Humphries has decided to represent himself in divorce trial proceedings with Kim Kardashian.
Due to California law, Humphries attorney in Minnesota cannot represent him in the state, so Hump will be his own lawyer. He also apparently wanted everything to be broadcast online to show the “real” reality of reality television, but that was with his lawyer.
According to TMZ, he wanted to prove that Kardashian only married him for ratings on her reality show. That would have been a fun hearing.
New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries will be a free agent once the NBA lockout is ended, and that decision will most likely be influenced by new spouse Kim Kardashian.
She fielded a question on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show about whether she would care if he picked a smaller market team, and her response was somewhat baffling.
Via Black Sports Online and Bossip:
Ryan Seacrest:Kris said when you first met, he saw you being the mother of his kids. When will he see that?
Kim K: I think we want to figure out where he’s gonna play and where he’s gonna live.
Ryan Seacrest: What if he signed with the Oklahoma Thunder? What would you do?
Kim K: Is that a real team? Khloe, have you heard of that team?…
*crickets*
Kim K: I would go to Oklahoma City … we’re not going to live a separate life.
I love how she turns to Khloe like she’s the basketball expert in the family. As far as she’s concerned, there are no other teams besides the Los Angeles Lakers.
In what would seem like the most unlikely of fairy tales, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries is engaged to reality television star Kim Kardashian.
Apparently Humphries popped the question on May 18th, with a diamond ring worth $2 million. Couldn’t help but check out his salary, and he happened to rake in $3.2 million this past season. That will put a dent in the checkbook, but certainly not something that Kardashian can’t regenerate.
Naturally, People Magazine will be running an interview Friday with the more famous fiancee on how things went down. I don’t plan on picking it up, either.
Kris Humphries may not have played in the NBA All-Star game this past weekend, but he still looked the part with Kim Kardashian on his arm.
The two were spotted all over the city in Los Angeles, including an appearance at Diddy’s Ciroq Vodka-sponsored event.
The most promiscuous Kardashian sister is known for her notorious move from the movie industry to the NFL, and now with Kris Humphries it looks like she could be taking on the MLB after the NBA.
H/T: Jersey Chaser
In her monthly attempt to stay relevant, Kim Kardashian has enlisted the help of New Jersey Nets forward Kris “4.9 career points per game” Humphries.
We all know the middle Kardashian sister loves her fair share of warm weather, which begs the question of what is she doing north of Miami in December.
After publicly dating NFL stars Reggie Bush and Miles Austin, maybe she is trying a reverse jinx on her love life. The two were spotted together at the Jingle Ball in New York, but Humphries looks more like the cab driver than her love interest.
I’m sure she wasn’t planning on drawing any interest with that smooth white coat.